FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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