Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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