He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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