You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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