Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
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