My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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