Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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