another moral hangover. fuck.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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