Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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