it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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