I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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