he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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