So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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