ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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