That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
