i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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