I'm laying in your front yard are you home
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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