Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Sacagawea was the original milf.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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