Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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