she was so not down for the gang bang
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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