I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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