why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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