Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i don't like sucking hair
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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