She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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