remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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