Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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