I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Randomize
