He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I wear drunk well.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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