That's intense
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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