Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
soo... how was my night?
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