like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I will be naked everywhere
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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