dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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