lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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