Moan for me like Helen Keller
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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