There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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