So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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