Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
you made out with another girl for some wings
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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