I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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