Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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