Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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