I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I cut my penus on the lid.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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