booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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