I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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