THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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