Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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