Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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