Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Operation Purity has been aborted
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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