I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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