Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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