U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
from now on my penis is your penis
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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