Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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